Someone who has had so much caffeine that they seem like they are on crack.

Consuming so much caffiene that you never sleep or eat and look worn out all the time.

- Everytime I see that girl shes drinking a rockstar, and acting all crazy.

- Yeah, shes a total caffeine crackie.

Caffeine Crackie by caffeinequeen November 8, 2007

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crackie

synonym for 'crack head'...kind of like calling someone a 'junkie'

beat it crackie, i don't have any change to give you

crackie by J.R. September 6, 2004

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Cackie

The word used with mostly fish myths on Roblox such as Angered Fish and Good Puffer. It means they're talking about humans. There are good Cackies and Bad Cackies.

"They're are a bad cackie!"

" No they're a good cackie!

Cackie by Laa_Laa September 18, 2021

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Crackie

Crackie noun \ˈkrakee\

1. A Crackhead; but one that is So far from reality that it's FUNNY.

2. A weirdo that is addicted to Crack or Crystal Meth.

3. A person that does Weid Crack-head-like things and/or ACTS like a "chickenhead" or Crackhead.

"Hey, Crackie, can I get directions to the Crack house, please?"

or...

"Man! I didn't know there were so many Crackies in this neighborhood! "

Crackie by JoeBloh July 24, 2014

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crackie chan

a chinese person who does coke and sells it.

Stranger #1- you got the stuff.
crackie chan- r u perice offica?
Stranger #1- bet your sweet ass I am, put your hands where I can see them!
crackie chan- ahh, your breakin my balls.

crackie chan by Pres. Bill Clinton May 16, 2009

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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