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Date Rape Car

A vehicle commonly used for "trolling" or picking up potential date rape victims. A date rape car should be a large, rear wheel drive American sedan with a bench seat in the front and rear. If at all possible the passenger side power window should be operational. The best way to utilize a date rape car is to pull up next to a casual aquantance and offer them a ride in a somewhat asserive manner.
1983 Ford LTD Crown Victoria aka Date Rape Car pulls up quickly at a bus stop with a potential victim waiting for a bus.

Driver- "get in the CAR!"
Victim-"Hey, aren't you John?"
Driver-"No that's not me, now get in the CAR. Get in!!!"
Victim walks away, car peels away from bus stop with the driver shouting " just get in, it's dark out, I'll give you a ride to the mall..."
Date Rape Car by anachronism1977 October 27, 2009

cardateer 

When going dutch, taking all of the cash left by others (including generous tips) and then paying off the entire bill leaving a much smaller tip than the cash payers left.
Marg ordered a $10 meal with four friends who all throw cash on the table (including generous tips since they didn't have change)

Marg grabs the $55 her friend threw in, and the check totalling $50 tab. Marg says, "the service was terrible I think the server only deserves a 10% tip". After paying $55 for the whole tab, Marg has successfully cardateered herself a free meal.
cardateer by MacroSlopp April 17, 2010
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004