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Capucine
Capucine is the cute girl of the group, always here for those who really need it but she won't hesitate to ditch all the ones that she considere as fake and interested.
She is smart but don't think so, she needs you to say it for her to believe it.
You're lucky to have been able to meet a capucine. Enjoy it!
She is smart but don't think so, she needs you to say it for her to believe it.
You're lucky to have been able to meet a capucine. Enjoy it!
Capucine
Everyone's type of girl. Friendly, open minded, funny, beautiful and clever. She'll be there for you whenever you want. Sometimes has a resting bitch face, but don't let it fool you. She's one of the kindest and warmest person you'll ever find.
Capucine by AintMyFault November 2, 2018
Cautiously Pessimistic
An increasingly relevant wordplay on the cliché "cautiously optimistic". As the world continues in free fall, its much more realistic to expect negative outcomes. Therefore, its much more pragmatic to maintain a cautiously pessimistic demeanor, rather than a cautiously optimistic one.
Cautiously Pessimistic by ChimneySweepGreg August 10, 2012
Caputa
-Hey beetlejuice, you speak Italian?
-yeah, caputa
-caputa, what does that mean?
-it means go fuck yourself
-yeah, caputa
-caputa, what does that mean?
-it means go fuck yourself
Caputa by Soft serve ice March 1, 2020
Stercus caput
Latin for shithead. Used when trying to insult a more intelligent person than you, hoping they do not understand what you have just called them, making them feel less intelligent.
Man1- Excuse me, do you know who you're talking to?
Man2- Stercus Caput.
Man1- (looks puzzled)
Man2- (walks off)
Man2- Stercus Caput.
Man1- (looks puzzled)
Man2- (walks off)
Stercus caput by JMUK July 17, 2012
Caution Call
The act of calling your girlfriend (or anyone for that matter) and hanging up right away simply so it says "Missed Call from 'your name'".
Great in those many situations where you don't want to talk to a girl, but you want her to think you cared a little bit.
Great in those many situations where you don't want to talk to a girl, but you want her to think you cared a little bit.
Dude A: "Crap I told that girl I would call her!"
Dude B: "No worries, caution call that!"
Dude A: "Thanks man, you just saved my romantic night featuring her black silk sheets and my erotic demeanor!"
Dude B: "No worries, caution call that!"
Dude A: "Thanks man, you just saved my romantic night featuring her black silk sheets and my erotic demeanor!"
Caution Call by adri0801 August 5, 2009