CaptainMink 

The best Minecraft player ever and always successes in everything

This guy killed everyone in this bed wars match, must be a CaptainMink

CaptainMink by Dr. QWERTY February 14, 2022

Captaining 

A sexual act in which one sucks each of their partners 10 toes, each for 10 minutes at a time.

Toe act cannot be called a "captain" unless the entire routine has been completed, meaning at least 100 minutes of toe suckling.

This can result in a very dry and tired mouth. It is the equivelent to a 100 minute blowjob, but tastes a lot worse.

Variations of this sexual routine include:

Autopilot: "Captaining" oneself.

Hi-jack: "Captaining" someone that doesn't want to be "captained."

Running dry: Failing to complete the entire routine.

Co-pilot: Having two people "captaining" another at the same time.

Girl: "Oh baby you're making me so hot right now. I want you to captain me."

Guy: Hell yea baby. With pleasure.

Halfway through his mouth is drying up.

Guy: Wait baby, let me get my co-pilot to give me a hand.

Rings Dave.

Dave: Alright mate, just a bit busy hijacking this bird. Can I call you back.

Guy: Yea mate, was just running dry captaining my bird over here.

Dave: Unlucky mate. In a bit.

Guy to girl: Sorry babe, you're gonna have to swith to auto-pilot for a minute.

Captaining by Insane Badger September 5, 2009

captainking1 

The greatest funky snooker/pool player that ever lived no one can do it like him, his sheer charm and sexiness dazzles the opponent as he strikes forth!

captainking1 is such a beast!!

captainking1 by Sudan Rocks1 October 17, 2011

captainpunko 

The father of bankey, the talking blanket with 3 holes. 1 mouth hole, 2 ear holes

"here comes captainpunko."

captainpunko by Cursed October 18, 2022

Captainmanship 

Being a fantastic captain in every operational facet.

"Cory has the best captainmanship i've ever seen."

Captainmanship by sir0420 June 14, 2025