captain d 

Another word for dickpic

"Matt showed me his captain D last night"
"was it big"

captain d by RuDe's Account February 12, 2021

Captain D's 

The only other option if a Jew doesn't want McDonald's Filet o fish sandwhich

Person 1:Hey wanna go to Captain D's?
Person 2: Yeah ok.

Captain D's by chalk5oda2oy December 16, 2016

Captain Birdseye'd 

When a woman is fingered by a man with large, rough, fingers.

"Why is Anne walking funny today?"
"She got wasted last night and ended up being Captain Birdseye'd by the old guy down the bar."
"Ouch."

Captain Birdseye'd by Ekomatter November 10, 2007

Captain America'd 

When you longbottom so hard you don't look like yourself pre-puberty, much like how Steve Rogers didn't look the same pre- and post- serum.

Damn! That's Jerry from high school? I didn't even recognize him! Puberty Captain America'd his ass

Captain America'd by orbitalUncertainty April 7, 2018

Captain Cook'd 

To get so altered on either alcohol or drugs that you discover a new land, like the English navy captain that discovered Australia

James: so are we gonna get Captain Cook'd tonight?
Scott: yeah I feel like exploring

Captain Cook'd by Uncle Querncey November 18, 2017

Captain B D

Captain of the GayNoggins, a father figure for all of us. He is respected by everyone and saves males from threats

Man, I met captain B D, he is so cool

Captain B D by Randomguyfromspace October 27, 2022

Captain Morgan'd 

the act of putting your balls in someones face unexpectedly while they or bent over; or putting your balls in a random person face while shopping trying not to get noticed

Timmy just got Captain Morgan'd by jeremy while picking up his keys up from the ground

Captain Morgan'd by murfdizzle April 9, 2010