Captain Ass 

Individual who goes out and beyond the call of duty to make a total asshole out of himself whether it be too much to drink or just in general acting like a real asshole..

Here we go again....Tommy's making Captain Ass again!!!!

Captain Ass by CYN1CAL MIKE July 28, 2009

captain hard-ass 

A term for someone who wrongly believes that they are the toughest person on the planet. Usually seen wearing TapouT apparel and driving oversized pickup trucks with loud exhaust and underglows. Most likely either a very short guy that has an inferiority complex or a latent homosexual. Usually seen only in the company of other captain hard-asses

Did you see that jacked up truck with that scrawny guy driving it?
Yeah, captain hard-ass was behind the wheel wearing his TapouT shirt.

captain hard-ass by KickdinthaBag October 6, 2010

ass captain 

The male who is responsible for inviting along female companions when a group of males decide to go out. The Ass Captain has no other responsibility other than to ensure the women show up for the evening.

Joe is the Ass Captain for the night since he met a group of girls on the Internet last night and they agreed to roll out with us.

ass captain by Epic909 March 28, 2004

Ass Captain 

very very very gay man.

In a group of men the man who decides to invite girls to where ever you are going.

very gay man on a boat.

"if I told you i was an ass captain, would you swab my poopdeck?"

"and dorian is the designated ass captain for the night"

Ass Captain by Undie Bundie October 6, 2007

Ass Captain 

Someone, usually a male, who enjoys to have sex with either a lady or man in the anal area of the body.

Ooh, I would love be the ass captain of your anus

Ass Captain by - Ian July 29, 2006

Captain Assclown 

A portmanteau comprised from the expressions Captain Obvious} and King of the Assclowns, aka Donald Trump. It is a clever play-on-words and ideas because it demotes Trump from his real-world title of President and Commander-in-Chief, and his wannabe title of King of the World, to the rank of a mere captain, and that being inferred as more-stupid than the low-IQ Captain Obvious.

The Trump administration is an assclown circus ass-circus and Trump is Captain Assclown.

Captain Assclown by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019

Captain Assfuck 

Someone that is a douchebag to you or others and is very disliked by everyone

My french teacher is a Captain Assfuck
That bus driver drove off without me, captain assfuck

Captain Assfuck by koolaidisgood July 27, 2010