A person cucked by capitalism larping as a communist to cope with their participation and contributions to a capitalist system they detest and deride without actually undertaking any actions to bring about the communist revolution.
Such a person vehemently advocates for a communist society whilst living in a capitalist one and enjoying the benefits it provides. They suffer from severe cognitive dissonance between their actions and their beliefs.
This leads to them to attack others out of guilt for their own actions as a coping mechanism. They will aggressively project their own "failures" onto others to affirm their self image of virtuous superiority.
Person A: Platov spent the entire evening screeching at us again about how great communism is and why capitalists are to blame for all the problems of the world.
Person B: Dude.. he's such a Capicuck. I wish he would shut up already, or go do something about it.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.