Canyoosuh 

A set up to a deez nuts joke. Sort of like ligma or candice.

Person 1: Have you heard of the island called Canyoosuh?
Person 2: No, what is Canyoosuh?
Person 1: Canyoosuh-ck deez nutz.

Canyoosuh by cheesy tigor February 14, 2022

Douche Canoosh

A person who is frustrating you and there is nothing you can do or say about it so you go to the walk-in cooler and make up names for that person frustrating you

(*generally reserved for petty self-conversation)

"Why you such a Douche Canoosh, Dr. Frank?" Dakota said as Frank danced dandily in the street.

Douche Canoosh by Ripbongsplaysongs December 4, 2019

canoosh 

1. A type of finger food
2. A sound

When I hit her over the head it went canoosh!

canoosh by janniemarieeee January 12, 2014

canyoushutupman 

a wonderful amazing person who despite sounding mean is the nicest person you’ll ever know

canyoushutupman can be an asshole sometimes but they are actually really nice

canyoushutupman by hanges_bestie March 19, 2021

Canyouhelpuswiththis? 

When Urban Dictionary ax this tassk of YOU and you, nice like you are, do it (repeatedly!). What do we say?

"Canyouhelpuswiththis?"
"No"

Canyouhelpuswiththis? by Spartan Law Online January 2, 2020

Canyouhearme 

im still playing at this big age but im the coolest nigga around

woah ISS THAT A CANYOUHEARME

Canyouhearme by Rylor April 4, 2020