Canyon.mid 

An old MIDI file created by Passport Designs (also known as Passport Music Software) which was originally introduced with Microsoft Windows 3.0 Multimedia Edition and retained through Windows 2000, although most famously included with Windows 3.1 and Windows 95. When installing a new sound card like a Sound Blaster or setting up an external MIDI synthesizer, this was always the first file you'd try to make sure your hardware worked properly.
The file is essentially a MIDI version of "Trip Through the Grand Canyon" composed by George Stone, hence the name Canyon.mid.

Me in 1994: Launch Windows Media Player, open Canyon.mid, press the play button and cross my fingers that my new Sound Blaster 16 works!

Canyon.mid by Boeing777-300 June 10, 2019

Discovery Canyon Middle School 

Big Oof

i hate my existence at discovery canyon middle school

Discovery Canyon Middle School by Kingleeyy April 24, 2019

Lindero Canyon Middle School 

A middle school in western Agoura Hills, CA. It's mascot is the cougar and is classified as the slightly less awful version of AE Wright middle school. Half the kids look like they should be in high school and the other half, SHOULD be in juvenile hall. It seems that the school believes that throwing water at a teacher AND getting arrested by the school cop in the same afternoon in front of the school is not enough to even suspend them. The school also doesn't believe that students are worthy of seats either, so any time you are called into the multi purpose room, you have to sit on the floor like a bunch of first graders. It's not all bad, though. You have the pep squad, which is basically a bunch of girls in shorts and jerseys dancing proactively to whiny pop music. Also you have a prominent skating culture here, and what that means, is that you have a pretty good chance on having 3'4 shrimp with daddy issues bailing right on you while walking passed any staircase with a railing. But it's a blue ribbon school, so I guess that's cool....

"Lindero Canyon Middle School has great teachers!" -parent
"Yeah, but only if the school allows them to do their jobs!" -kid who actually goes there

Lindero Canyon Middle School by plus-size albert November 22, 2020

Lindero Canyon Middle School 

A middle school in Agoura Hills, CA. AKA: The place where the survivors of Sumac, and other surrounding elementary schools, go to loose their innocence once and for all before they're shipped off to Agoura High. It's mascot is the cougar, it has a "pep squad", (which is basically a bunch of underage girls dancing to whiny pop music), and has a prominent skating culture, if you can call it that. Students act with impunity. What I mean about that is that in this school you can throw water at a teacher, get ARRESTED that afternoon, and be in class the next day. The teachers tend to be cool, but the administration is THE WORST. The Lady who was the principle of the school was such an authoritarian, that she was TRANSFERED because she just did not do her job correctly. But hey! It's a blue-ribbon school so it's great!

"Lindero Canyon Middle school is SO fun" -nerdy girl

Lindero Canyon Middle School by plus-size albert December 17, 2020

Canyon lake middle school 

A place were kids smoke weed,teachers get wasted in classrooms and wannabe cholos hangout thinking they are badass.

I went to canyon lake middle school,really,that must've sucked.

Canyon lake middle school by Jordan Patillo June 13, 2013

Canyon Lake Middle School 

The most mediocre school ever. The principal is Gay and says nothing but “GET TO CLASS!” Every grade acts ghetto but isn’t, and most of the math teachers are ass.

Ryan: Have you heard of Canyon Lake Middle school?

Adam: That Gay school with a bad traffic director?

Ryan: Yes

Canyon Lake Middle School by Factzzz November 4, 2019

Canton Middle School 

Hell

Canton middle school is hell.

Canton Middle School by StupidShit23 March 3, 2022