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canopy

The act of positioning your pubic hair so that it sticks out the top of your pants or shorts like the top of a tree
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Bill impressed all the ladies as he walked around school with a nice bushy canopy sticking out or his pants
by Alex Born February 22, 2008
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Canopy

A place Melbournians go on a Friday night to have their ears fucked by the filthiest sounds in Melbourne.
Is canopy open yet?
by MinimalMelbourne October 20, 2015
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canopy

a slut who sucks money out of guys dicks. a miracle worker who produces dollar bills from a mans penis, although she is not a prostitute, she is a self professed "student". one who sucks money from dicks and causes men to suffer.
example: my hubby got a canopy maneuver. she made money fly out of his penis, and i cant seem to make that work. i think canopy broke it, or made it broke, see definition of bankrupt cock.
by love inamyst June 2, 2008
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Canopy Flashfuck

The sexual position in which a man gets aroused with sweatpants on, thus looking like a canopy, and then fucks a woman for 3 aggonizing seconds with those sweatpants still covering his penis.
Canopy Flashfucking is a weird way of saying "i'm too lazy for sex"
by Blankerson September 13, 2011
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canopy ass

Canopy ass happens when your ass hair grows so long that it locks together causing you to not be able to take a shit
That girl has such a bad case of canopy ass that she needs to shave her ass with a weed wacker to clear it up.
by BuckNaked81 September 28, 2009
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poor girl's canopy bed

The canopy is made of the dust ruffle with the flat middle fabric cut off; then it's thumbtacked to the ceiling, creating the look of a canopy bed!
I have a poor girl's canopy bed & I really love it! It makes me feel like a Princess!
by Starchylde May 21, 2016
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triple canopy

Term referring to a soldier in the U.S. Army who wears the Special Forces, Ranger, and Airborne tabs on their left shoulder.
Only the biggest studs in the army bear the triple canopy.
by tangalizinghue32 February 9, 2008
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