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A Canklet is a ankle bracelet design by a heffer for a heffer. A decoration for a fat girls ankle.
Hey did you happen to see that blinged out Canklet wrapped around that tree trunk she calls a leg?
Canklet by Bobby Baboon May 27, 2018

Cankelboot 

A cankleboot is a term used to describe the unfortunate effect of ankle boots creating the visual effect of the wearers calf and ankle merging into one cankle. This often occurs when the boot is the right size for the wearers foot but is too small for the wearers calf.
"Omg you can't wear those they are cankelboots" or " Do these look like cankelboots on me?" Or " I feel so self-conscious in my cankelboots'
Cankelboot by BumbleQueen November 18, 2016
a canklet is an ankle bracelet worn by someone with cankles. often it ends up looking like a misplaced choker.
aww, that chubby girl looks so dainty and pretty with her fat painted toes and that pretty canklet.
canklet by s beskow August 21, 2006

Canklepotamus

1. A grossly obese reptile known for hidden colostomy bags, epileptic seizures, lesbianism and lying.
2. The 2016 Democrat Party nominee for President of the United States.
3. An evil cunt.
Did you see the dump the Canklepotamus took? It looks just like an UD volunteer editor!!!

The reason the FBI didn't indict is because there isn't a prison cell large enough to hold the Canklepotamus.

Hey, did you hear the Canklepotamus ' latest lie?

The Democrats gave us a bad choice between the Canklepotamus and a communist, smh.
Canklepotamus by Johnny Midnyte September 10, 2016

Canklebandit 

Similar to a fannybandit, a canklebandit is someone who 1)Chases only fat chicks, or 2) Has a fetish with cankles, and has relations with them similar to breasts.
Dude, that's the third fat chick you've taken home in a row, are you a canklebandit?

Hey man, I blew my load all over her cankles, man I'm such a canklebandit.

cancelbot 

a computer program that attempts to automatically remove apparent spam messages
The cancelbot removed all the messages from bill.clinton@whitehouse.gov
cancelbot by Nora Inu October 26, 2003