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Canford Cliffs 

A Delectable subberb of Poole, complete with some of the most fantastic beaches the UK has to offer. Complete with a quaint village and a Psychiatric Hospital of the finest order. Neighbours the illustrious sandbanks. Home of fabulously wealthy footballers and property developers. and the delectable Lilliput, which is not in fact filled with tiny people as depicted in Gullivers travels.
Are you from Poole? Not really im from Canford Cliffs, much better than the rest of Poole.

One of these days i want to be good enough to live in Canford Cliffs.
Canford Cliffs by TimidMike March 31, 2011

Canford School 

Voted by Tatler as the public (private) school of the year in 2019, Canford is home to the largest population of nouveau riche twats in south-west England. Under the illusion that they are by some stretch aristocrats, no mention of their names appear in the Peerage.
It must be said, the school is pretty fucking gorgeous.
Canford School is kinda leng.

Canford School 

A school full of idiots who think they know how to play sport but always lose to Bryanston which is a drug fest itself, posh twats.

Also known as the posh private school which is a bit of a rip off that is in the middle of nowhere!
Canford school is shit
Canford School by Mug off June 26, 2019

canford heath 

Canford Heath, where legends are made. Beautiful scenary with very low crime rate.
I live in canford heath
canford heath by Poppy696969 January 31, 2017

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026