A Delectable subberb of Poole, complete with some of the most fantastic beaches the UK has to offer. Complete with a quaint village and a Psychiatric Hospital of the finest order. Neighbours the illustrious sandbanks. Home of fabulously wealthy footballers and property developers. and the delectable Lilliput, which is not in fact filled with tiny people as depicted in Gullivers travels.
Are you from Poole? Not really im from Canford Cliffs, much better than the rest of Poole.
One of these days i want to be good enough to live in Canford Cliffs.
Voted by Tatler as the public (private) school of the year in 2019, Canford is home to the largest population of nouveau riche twats in south-west England. Under the illusion that they are by some stretch aristocrats, no mention of their names appear in the Peerage.
It must be said, the school is pretty fucking gorgeous.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.