Candy gas 

1. When somebody has the most heinous sounding and or smelling flatulance after consuming too much candy and or liquor.
2. When consuming at an excess a treat that causes severe flatulence.
3. That sound you make early in the morning and blame on the dog.

Damn boy, Jesse sure does have that candy gas! It sounds and smells terrible!

Candy gas by zacktherapist April 18, 2018

Candygasm 

What happens when Bill Kaulitz of Tokio Hotel sees a large aisle of candy in an American supermarket.

Candygasm sounds like:"Ooh, this is so delicious- absolutely perfect.. and full of chemicals! Delicious!" *various moaning noises* "oh, my god, oh, ja, mmmm"

see on youtube: "Tokio Hotel TV (episode 41): Shopping Madness with Bill!" around 2:26.

Candygasm by DasIstGelogen April 24, 2009

candygasm 

When you eat a bunch of candy and it feels really good. You say to yourself, fuck being healthy, I ate an apple today, that's enough for me. Then you proceed to eat half a bag of candy and feel so good that you go to sleep.

this afternoon I was hungry and I found some candy. It was such a candygasm.

candygasm by where am i? April 5, 2005

Candygasm 

When you have candy in your mouth and you get horny on Habbo Hotel

OMG ORFL, IM HAVING A CANDYGASM!!!!

Candygasm by Blakem.7 February 13, 2009

candygasm 

an orgasm you have when eating haribo candy

these gummy bears keep giving me candygasms!!

candygasm by tigerlxlly June 12, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019