candy wrapper 

Another term for condom.

The candy is your dick, and the wrapper is the condom.

Candy+wrapper = Candy wrapper!

Person 1: Dude, where did you get that candy wrapper?
Person 2: They have 'em at the gas station down the road.

candy wrapper by DJ M&'M July 30, 2008

candy wrapper 

a douche bag that hangs around you that you try to ignore.

this fucking asian is a candy wrapper

candy wrapper by jim jackson May 28, 2008

Candy Wrapper 

The act of placing a booger in a tissue and saving it for later consumption.

Alex-Dude, get your finger out of your nose, you digging for gold?
Carl-No, I'm just making some candy wrappers.

Candy Wrapper by oogyboogysnoogy September 15, 2011

Candy Wrapper 

When you jerk off on her while she's asleep. Then she wakes up and has to pull the sheets off her like a sticky candy wrapper.

Fed up with her passing out early night after night, Kevin delivered a candy wrapper to Patricia so fierce she took the sheets with her to the bathroom the next morning.

Candy Wrapper by Thirstybust December 1, 2023

candy wrapper 

When you jerk off all over her as she sleeps. Then she wakes up and has to peel the sheets off her like a sticky candy wrapper.

Having grown tired of her passing out early night after night, Kevin released a load onto Patricia so fierce she pulled the sheets off the bed on her way to the bathroom the next morning. "Fucking gross, Kevin," she muttered under her breath as she pissed, peeling off her candy wrapper.

candy wrapper by Thirstybust December 1, 2023

candy wrappers 

Condoms; sometimes colorful.

Damn, that candy wrapper is tight.
Sir: Candy Wrappers come in different size Sm,L,Xl.

candy wrappers by Brooklyn_1285 August 4, 2008

mix candy wrappers

1. a sexual act wherein multiple males ejaculate into condoms and pass them along in a rotation pattern. It's kind of like telephone, but thought to be mostly gay.

Mark, Rick, and Steve are coming over for Halloween; we're going to mix candy wrappers and engage in various other homosexual acts.

mix candy wrappers by beefquesadilla September 25, 2009