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Cover wax on your dick and put a wick on the head... light the wick and ask the birthday girl to blow it out.

The girl got her wish after she blew out her candle dick.

Candle dick by Gary B May 22, 2003

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Shrek Dick Candle

A green candle representing an increase of 20% or more on a stocks trading chart. A massive green bar similar to the erect shaft of Shrek’s member.

Woah! EOSE closed with a massive Shrek dick candle today!

Shrek Dick Candle by Shrieked January 30, 2025

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Dick Candle

Injecting gasoline into a pee hole and then on fire creating a candle as your dick

“Dude you didn’t tell me that chick was so kinky that she gave me a dick candle

Dick Candle by redhattermatadore April 2, 2025

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Cankle Dick

When you have a big dick but have erectyle dysfunction so it is so flaccid that your lover cannot get any enjoyment from your gerth.

My sirority sister hooked up with this hot guy and when they went to do the deed he could not enter because he had cankle dick.

Cankle Dick by Twin Brother Darkness May 24, 2016

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Candledick

A person that shoots up the school then shoots off their cock

"OMG he had a bloschtinkon and a Candledick because his mom made him have a gangithorpe"

Candledick by Bambi Cock June 12, 2019

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Candledick

When a dick is straight fire! 🔥

Girrrrrl he had some next level candledick

Candledick by Candledick boy October 7, 2017

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Candledicks

A candle shaped like a dick that will sit on your mantelpiece. To be burned during ‘special occasions’

“Yo light the candledicks, I’m Cumming over”

Candledicks by Lexie is the best December 4, 2017

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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