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Cover wax on your dick and put a wick on the head... light the wick and ask the birthday girl to blow it out.

The girl got her wish after she blew out her candle dick.

Candle dick by Gary B May 22, 2003

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Shrek Dick Candle

A green candle representing an increase of 20% or more on a stocks trading chart. A massive green bar similar to the erect shaft of Shrek’s member.

Woah! EOSE closed with a massive Shrek dick candle today!

Shrek Dick Candle by Shrieked January 30, 2025

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Dick Candle

Injecting gasoline into a pee hole and then on fire creating a candle as your dick

“Dude you didn’t tell me that chick was so kinky that she gave me a dick candle

Dick Candle by redhattermatadore April 2, 2025

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Cankle Dick

When you have a big dick but have erectyle dysfunction so it is so flaccid that your lover cannot get any enjoyment from your gerth.

My sirority sister hooked up with this hot guy and when they went to do the deed he could not enter because he had cankle dick.

Cankle Dick by Twin Brother Darkness May 24, 2016

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Candledick

A person that shoots up the school then shoots off their cock

"OMG he had a bloschtinkon and a Candledick because his mom made him have a gangithorpe"

Candledick by Bambi Cock June 12, 2019

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Candledick

When a dick is straight fire! 🔥

Girrrrrl he had some next level candledick

Candledick by Candledick boy October 7, 2017

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Candledicks

A candle shaped like a dick that will sit on your mantelpiece. To be burned during ‘special occasions’

“Yo light the candledicks, I’m Cumming over”

Candledicks by Lexie is the best December 4, 2017

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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