Candle dick

Cover wax on your dick and put a wick on the head... light the wick and ask the birthday girl to blow it out.
The girl got her wish after she blew out her candle dick.
by Gary B May 22, 2003
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Shrek Dick Candle

A green candle representing an increase of 20% or more on a stocks trading chart. A massive green bar similar to the erect shaft of Shrek’s member.
Woah! EOSE closed with a massive Shrek dick candle today!
by Shrieked January 30, 2025
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