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the coolest person in the world.
Check that ho-ma out, it's like she thinks she's Candise or something.
Candise by Robyn Robotron June 20, 2008
wow ftb lina and candiss are so cute
candiss by Line0 January 5, 2019

condissention 

The act of deal with people in a patronizingly superior manner with the intend of creating workplace discord.
"This is Walter, he's a work in progress."
condissention by OfficeSpaced July 18, 2004

Candissending 

1.Severe sense of superiority complex, with little regard to the cultural diversity of individuals.

2. Highly strung
You nagging me about sweeping the floor is very candissending
Candissending by Jolos April 14, 2021

cankisser 

A person that smokes crack out of the back end of a tin can.
That crackhead is definitely a cankisser.
A beautiful girl who I can't stand. To be without her, life is boring and lame. She's funny, puts others before herself, and is always there to help a person out. I love her and everything about her. But the best thing about her is, I can't stand her.
Candise is coming, Im happy.
Candise by Knight Ryda October 28, 2023
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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