Who’s Candice?

It’s a question that leads to a traumatizing answer

Honey: Who’s Candice?
Everyone: 😏
Kim: Who is she
Jax: You don’t wanna know
Otterpop: CAN DEEZ

Kim: Oh s-

by otterpopWolfie June 5, 2021

who's candice?

A new cringey alternative to "ligma", "joe", etc.

Joe: I just found Candice
Poor soul: Who's Candice?
Joe: CANDICE BALLS FIT IN YOU MOUTH

by arma. June 12, 2021

Candice Swanepoel

A blonde, leggy, South-American Victoria's Secret Supermodel, with a great waist to hip ratio.

"Dang, look at Candice Swanepoel's body!"

by megusta17 April 29, 2012

pull a candice stark

to engage in many sexual encounters over a week resulting in the acquireing of herpes

sluty girl:"duuuudddeee!! i just totally pulled a candice!"

friend: "again?" "didnt you just get herpes?"

sluty girl: "i like weiners"

friend: i can always count on you to pull a candice stark"

by lizziesaidrawr September 26, 2010

Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma

Y'all already know what those two mean

If you don't your stoopid (Candice d**k fit in yo mouth, Ligma Balls-)
So ass the title says, it means when someone pulls a Candice joke on you, the comeback is"But I heard Candice was diagnosed with Ligma"

"Have you seen Candice"
"Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma"

by Why-and-no June 12, 2022

COS (Candace Owens Syndrome)

When you recognize patterns that send you into an investigative spiral. Often includes symptoms of near-schizophrenic manic research and conspiratorial thinking.

Coined in reference to how Candace Owens be moving quite regularly, most notably in the wake of the killing of her business partner and personal friend, Charles (Charlie) James Kirk.

“i think my boyfriend is cheating on me because he started buying a new brand of mayonnaise”
“Girl, you for sure have COS (Candace Owens Syndrome)”

by ChuckKirkenuinely February 8, 2026

candicesexual

that feeling when you see a photo or video of Candice Accola.

X: Whats ur sexuality?
Y: I'm candicesexual

by epiictvdu July 26, 2021