Canapé

Shady criminal behaviour

I've had a few canapés tonight. Really helped my bank balance.

by Dickie_123 July 19, 2022

canape bitch

A female who runs off with another's man. The man in question tends to be a chef, and she is likely to be helping him to make canapes for large catering events. She often has a fishy smell due to the continued handling of caviar and smoked salmon for the canapes. One should be wary of the presence of a possible canape bitch when one is dating a chef.

girl 1: so what happened last night then?
girl 2: oh, my chef boyfriend ran off with a canape bitch
girl 1: yeah, that short fat blonde bitch did look like a canape bitch.

by chefsarefit December 9, 2009

canapé canopy

An overhanging structure for protecting fancy side-dishes from the elements.

In areas with frequent and/or sudden downpours, one would be wise to always use a canapé canopy when hosting outdoor parties or banquets.

by QuacksO December 14, 2019

Canadering

When someone is being a total asshole, dick, or annoying pest they are Canadering.

Guy#1: Dude please let me go with you, I really wanna

Guy #2: QUIT CANADERING ME ASSHOLE

by QuiggleBiffer April 28, 2011

Canabeaver

Canadian pussy

The canabeaver smells like maple syrup and sometimes poutine.

I love to eat canabeaver every night.

by White_boy_mattie July 1, 2018

canaled

to be fucked inbetween the breasts, the cum then runs down into her mouth. (like a canal)

yeah man i canaled her last night

by genobenben September 26, 2010

Canaseraga

A town in the middle of nowhere with only 1 stop light.

Where you from Canaseraga?

by personfromhere March 23, 2009