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canape bitch

A female who runs off with another's man. The man in question tends to be a chef, and she is likely to be helping him to make canapes for large catering events. She often has a fishy smell due to the continued handling of caviar and smoked salmon for the canapes. One should be wary of the presence of a possible canape bitch when one is dating a chef.
girl 1: so what happened last night then?
girl 2: oh, my chef boyfriend ran off with a canape bitch
girl 1: yeah, that short fat blonde bitch did look like a canape bitch.
canape bitch by chefsarefit December 9, 2009
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canapé canopy

An overhanging structure for protecting fancy side-dishes from the elements.
In areas with frequent and/or sudden downpours, one would be wise to always use a canapé canopy when hosting outdoor parties or banquets.
canapé canopy by QuacksO December 14, 2019

Canadering 

When someone is being a total asshole, dick, or annoying pest they are Canadering.
Guy#1: Dude please let me go with you, I really wanna

Guy #2: QUIT CANADERING ME ASSHOLE
Canadering by QuiggleBiffer April 28, 2011

Canabeaver 

The canabeaver smells like maple syrup and sometimes poutine.

I love to eat canabeaver every night.
to be fucked inbetween the breasts, the cum then runs down into her mouth. (like a canal)
yeah man i canaled her last night
canaled by genobenben September 26, 2010

Canaseraga 

A town in the middle of nowhere with only 1 stop light.
Where you from Canaseraga?
Canaseraga by personfromhere March 23, 2009
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