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canadian corn hole 

Like a regular corn hole, except using icy hot as lube
I was worried she'd be sore after I gave her the Canadian Corn Hole but the Icy Hot soothed the pain away.

Canadian Corn Dog 

A Canadian Corn Dog is when your receiving a blow job and they can fit both penis and testicles in their mouth.
Your wife just gave me the best Canadian Corn Dog.
Canadian Corn Dog by Noway13 May 22, 2011

Canadian Corn Cob 

A sex move
When a corn cob is shoved into the vaginal pipe and left to marinate overnight. It is then removed and fried in a pan, leaving a crispy brown coating from the caramelised juices. You then get the corn cob whilst hot, and give it a fresh dip into the pipe, covering it in the special sauce and burning the chick at the same time
I gave this chick the canadian corn cob last night and she was SOOO pissed when i burtn her pipe

Canadian Corn Popping 

A sexual act in which partakers go outside during winter months and burst each others genital warts.
Jack and Sally caught rabies while Canadian corn popping last December, and no, two viruses are not better than one.

Canadian Corn Muffin

The Canadian Corn Muffin is when you ejaculate in your partners anus then pour jiffy corn muffin mix inside and mix it around with your semi-limp penis until a a thickened consistency is achieved. The next morning your partner will poop corn muffins.
Wow! These Canadian corn muffins are a great way to start the day!

Canadian Cornhusker 

The act of paper macheing your erect phallus pre-coitus; you then leave the model inside the woman's anus after anal sex.
That business trip was significantly improved thanks to the Canadian Cornhusker.
Canadian Cornhusker by Frank West August 28, 2006