Canadian Moment 

When your canadian friend does or says something unusual or surprising

Canadian: They are so lesbians.
Intellectual: Bruh they're sisters, what is wrong with you!? Canadian Moment.

Canadian Moment by sedrfghjkloiuyghjbk December 10, 2020

Canadian Moment 

When you jerk off and it's only Maple Syrup coming out.

"Mason! Mason! I just had a Canadian Moment."

Canadian Moment by DuckMoment December 21, 2021

Certified Canadian Moment 

CCM, or Certified Canadian Moment, is a term where someone, somewhere, does something dealing with snow or maple syrup.

Tabby: I was shoveling some snow
Salt: Now this is a Certified Canadian Moment

Certified Canadian Moment by salttheidiot February 1, 2022

canadian heritage moments 

Commercials made by the Historica association of Canada, outlining Canada's "achievements" in 60-second shorts. Considered by Canadians to be hilarious, people of any other nationality just don't get them.

I saw the Canadian Heritage Moment with the Mountie last night, eh? That's the best one.
No way- the Inukshuk one is by far the best.

canadian heritage moments by Care June 18, 2004

canadian heritage moments 

A series of 30-second commercial spots that describe events in Canadian history. The acting quality in these low-budget commercial spots is rather poor.

Halifax Explosion: "Come on Vince! Come on!"
School Board dumbass: "Both of ye know I cannot read a word."
Mountie Sam Steel: "He didn't even have a gun! Why didn't I shoot that guy?"
First Multiplex: "You don't like 15? How about 21?"
First Microwave Comm Network: "We'll BUILD a cable car!"
Inventor of Basketball: "But I need these baskets back."
Creator of Superman: "A superhero in tights? It will never fly Joe."
Underground Railroad: "WHERE'S PA?!?!"
Arctic natives: "Now the people will know we were here."
early explorers: "That word they used, 'Canada'. I think it means 'the village'."
defense of Quebec: "I will answer from the mouth of my cannon."
Laura Second: "Take me to Fitzgibbon."
Irish refugees: "We need to keep our Irish names!"
OTHERS: jailed French author, native American refugees, Signal Hill (first wireless broadcast), WWII female fighter pilot, many more...

canadian heritage moments by ProudCanadian September 3, 2005

canadian heritage moments 

Historical shorts whose goal is to make Canadian history as boring, lame, and respectable as possible. The actors appear to be given about 35 seconds to rehearse the script, which usually appears to have been written in about four minutes (by a friend of the producer's). They are the quintessential product of upper-class Canadian culture -- a condescending attempt to interest the proles in "their" history.

"Oh, you crazy Canadian kids!" is an actual line from a Canadian Heritage Moment.

canadian heritage moments by Papa B-16 May 10, 2005

canadian heritage moments 

1. Polite term for suicide in Canada.
2. The time in the near future when all Canadians do what is right and kill themselves.

"yo there was a mass suicide in Toronto yesterday. Just another on of those Canadian heritage moments."

canadian heritage moments by c0ld5teel November 1, 2016