Canada's Pants 

America. It's Canada's pants.

America is Canada's pants.

Canada's Pants by ChaoticXSinZ August 15, 2010

Canada's History 

A sex act performed often by members of Canada's high society in which maple syrup is poured generously onto the crotch of the willing female, who then mounts the face of a moose by holding onto its antlers. The Moose encouraged by the presence of the sweet syrup performs cunnilingus on the woman while the Stanley Cup is positioned below to collect the drippings. Once a sufficient volume is collected the willing male participant dips his erect phallus into the cup prior to insertion into the Moose's anus (preferably before the Moose has slurped up all the syrup). Depending upon the size of the phallus inserted into the Moose, one of two results will occur:

(1) the Moose will become agitated to some degree of insanity and attempt to buck off both the man and woman. At this point, if the couple lasts at least 8 seconds and both reach the point of orgasm, they win the Stanley Cup. This is referred to as the "Two Canucks, One Cup" Rodeo.

(2) the Moose will become aroused, and will proceed to insert itself into the female. If the female is unwilling, a suitable midget replacement will suffice.

Oh, snap! Did you see Steven Colbert and Sarah Palin do Canada's History to Bullwinkle while Rocky watched?

Canada's History by wizztopizz February 9, 2010

Canada's Team 

Another term for the Toronto Maple Leafs.

The Toronto Maple Leafs are the most valuable team in Canada, has the largest fanbase in hockey and pull in the most ratings of any team. They are by far Canada's team, whether you like it or not.

Canada's Team by JimStewart October 5, 2021

Canada's Wonderland 

The best (in my opinion) amusement park in Canada. Home to the behemoth, the tallest roller coaster in Canada. For more information search canada's wonderland on google.

Person 1: What do you wanna do on saturday?
Person 2: Go to Canada's Wonderland, the best amusment park in Canada!

Canada's Wonderland by dancegal99 March 22, 2010

Canada's History 

The most depraved sexual act known to mankind kept as a hidden secret from Canada to preserve its' innocence. In detail, the ******** are inserted into ******* using the ******* with ******** moose antlers ****** **** ***** maple syrup **** ***** around five times ***** *** ******* until the **** ***** affectionately called "the Mounties" use **** ***** all over the ****. The resulting **** ***** *** ****** are then used as lubricant for ******** **** **** into ****** **** **** with ***** **** **** Stanley Cup.

I can't believe we just did Canada's History.

Canada's History by EvilLepper February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

a sexual act designed to tell a story through symbolic devices: specifically in this case, that story is the history of Canada. As an element of foreplay, the man pours some maple syrup on the woman's body, and licks it off of her abdomen, breasts, nipples, and vulva in that respective order. In honor of Samuel De Champlain's voyage by canoe through Lake Nipissing, the man rubs is penis lengthwise along the woman's vulva, and she bears down hard to spray his genitals with her urine. Then the man and woman perform oral sex on each other, burying their faces in each other's pubic hair, representing the fur trade. The man has intercourse with the woman doggy style, while slapping her buttocks vigorously, representing the French and Indian Wars. He also fists the woman's vagina; however she subsequently fists the man's anus; this exchange represents the War of 1812. After this point in history, Canada is known mostly for participatory, but not pivotal roles in world affairs. Therefore, any combination of missionary position and fingering are used to bring the woman to orgasm, representing the post-WWII prosperity of the country. Finally, the man ejaculates all over the woman's face, representing the sovereignty of Quebec.

Wife: I just feel like there isn't any excitement in our sex life, eh.

Husband: I think it's that we just don't have enough energy after all our other responsibilities, eh, the kids, work.

Marriage Counselor: Like I haven't heard that a trillion fucking times, eh!! You two should learn Canada's History like any responsible citizens would! Now get the fuck out and fuck!!!

Canada's History by Guffaw February 5, 2010

Canada's asshole 

A nickname for the state Alaska, which is located west of Canada in the middle of frozen nowhere.

"Sarah Palin is the governor or Canada's asshole."

Canada's asshole by ThrasHmatiK January 3, 2009