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A girl seeking to be a lawyer in the future. A nice person, but secretly everyone knows her friend is the one running her Instagram account. Her best quality is her wallet and sense of superiority (just like the French). If you ever engaged to a calyss, you never have to pay bills ever again.
Calyss is so rich! Her one meal is my entire week’s pocket money!!
Calyss by Bryum bust a nut April 17, 2022
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A girl seeking to be a lawyer in the future. A nice person, but secretly everyone knows her friend is the one running her Instagram account. Her best quality is her wallet and sense of superiority (just like the French). If you ever engaged to a calyss, you never have to pay bills ever again.
Calyss is so rich! Her one meal is my entire week’s pocket money!!
Calyss by Bryum bust a nut April 17, 2022
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Câlisse 

Multifaceted French Canadian word. In the same league as Ostie, Tabarnak, Sacrament, Criss. Comes from a deformation of the Christian religion word Chalice.
Can be used interchangeably in any blasphemous phrase such as:

"Criss de tabarnak de sacrament d'ostie d'câlisse..." or
"Câlisse qui fait frette" (it is freaking cold) or
"Câlisse de cave" (You're/He is fuc&?*#% stupid) or
"Câlisse que j'ai faim" (I'm fuc&?*#% starving)
Câlisse by toecap April 30, 2013
A beautiful person that is amazingly talented and kind. They don’t put up with anyone else’s bullshit, especially petty, jealous human beings. May God look down upon you and frown on your actions and show mercy on your souls.
Caelyss is awesome. Periodt.
caelyss by Mister Rogers 123 December 28, 2020
It's a "sacre" (swear) from Quebec.

1. Can be used as noun
2. Can be used as adjective
3. Can be used as verb
1. Toi mon caliss!
2. T'es un caliss de cave!
3. M'a t'en calisser une!
caliss by adjudant117 November 10, 2006
A sea nymph from Greek Mythology; who's father was the titan Atlas. Calypso was imprisoned on an island for supporting her father, a titan during the war between the Olympians and Titans.
See above definition of Calypso.
Calypso by Jade Valentine July 18, 2009
French Canadian swear extensively used by french citizens of the provice of Quebec, Canada. Depending on the situation, it can imply different things, but in most cases it can be defined as fuck or damn.

The actual word caliss, originated from calisse, which is a religious cup use to drink wine by the priest performing the Christian ceremony. Most of the French Canadian swears originated from religious items.
"Ma t'en calisser une" - is this sentence, "caliss" has been verbalized and would mean "Im going to fucken hit you"

"Je m'en caliss" - is this sentence, "caliss" would be used to add more impact to the phrase and means "I don't give a fuck"

"Caliss de chien sale" - is this sentence, "caliss" would mean fuck or damn, which would translate this sentence to "fucken bastard" (in French Canadian "chien sale" means bastard, but if we take it word by word, chien sale would translates to "dirty dog" / chien=dog, sale=dirty )

"Caliss" - caliss can also be used by itself, which would translate to fuck or damn.
caliss by Paul Bonnom December 25, 2008