Caltalog

A person who vanishes out of nowhere and makes jokes about the death of parents

"I'm about to pull a caltalog, on god"
"Anthony's mother is dead like my grandma LOL"

by DickBlister03 August 27, 2022

The Mandela Catalogue

(WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS, WATCH THE SERIES FIRST.)
"...For the preservation of security"
The Mandela Catalogue is an Analog Horror series of VHS tapes, Made by Alex Kister on 6/9/21 (Supposed to be 6/10/21). The Mandela Catalogue was inspired by "The Walten Files", "Local 58", "Gemini Home Entertainment" and "Marble Hornets". This series is about Alternates, Intruders. Alternates are entities that turn into humans when the victim dies. Intruders are people who kidnap/abduct children and made one mother "DISTRAUGHT AT THE SIGHT OF HER MISSING INFANT" (in the episode, not In real life).

"The Mandela Catalogue is a great analogue horror series."

by 144p CESAR_TORRES April 13, 2022

The Mandela Catalogue

The Mandela Catalogue is a Youtube series made by Alex Kister. This series gave me nightmares and wet bed sheets.

The Mandela Catalogue is terrifying.

by The ObéSter October 30, 2021

Mandela catalogue

A horror series created by mr Alexander Kister. Its very scary😱😱😱

“Oh em gee have you seen the new mandela catalogue video?? I shitted and cummed while watching it”

by thefartman January 23, 2022

The Mandela Catalogue

The Mandela Catalogue is a Youtube Horror series created by Alex Kister. Whenever I watch it, I get nightmares and wet bedsheets.

The Mandela Catalogue is absolutely terrifying.

by The ObéSter October 30, 2021

The mandela catalogue

LITERALLY THE SCARIEST FUCKING ANALOG HORROR SERIES MADE BY ALEX KISTER ON YOUTUBE MY PPANTS ARE SOAKED IN PISS

"ayo have you seen the mandela catalogue"
"no i heard that shit scary"
"i literally pissed myself 4 times watching the first episode"

by geoom January 26, 2022

Catalogged

When you receive a text message of a book's information from a friends college library

Kayla: I just got a text from the UNLV Library...
Tyler: CATALOGGED...BOOYAH!

by TVOZ March 15, 2010