Cumservative: A person who willingly and knowingly sucks a Trump supporting cuckservative'
s cock, for better or worse (usually worse, as per usual in situations involving racist ignorant rape enabling bigoted narcissists and fiscally incompetent psychopathic
child murderers).
We all loved 57 year old
Mary until we found out she was a cumservative dipshit. Apparently this
72 year old cuckservative Trump supporter, who riddled himself with massive debts he had no way of paying off by purchasing various superfluous novelty items such as a $30,000+ powerboat, and an entry-level but still very expensive almost new
Mercedes in his early 60’
s (despite lacking the proper skills, intelligence, dedication, and career to successfully, selfishly and needlessly purchase such purposeless things) had the hots for her and she dropped her panties almost instantly upon seeing his (observably presented as a deserved and outright
owned) collection of expensive toys and classicly
white & privileged displays of affluence. Well poor
Mary being the sucker for deluded and incompetent backwoods redneck blue collar trust fund baby boomer pigfuckers she is, ended paying all his debts with her deceased ex-Air Force husbands massive fortune, and now they go to
MAGA rallys at least once a year in between the other 364 days a year of golfing and masturbating to Fox news and whatever casually racist murder
porn is on that night.