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Calmservative

A calmservative is basically a play on the word conservative. Popularized by youtuber MaximillianMus, it basically means you win all your arguments by being calm.
I’m not liberal, I’m calmservative.
Calmservative by Usapyon November 15, 2021
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Coomservative 

A combination of the words, coomer and conservative. A Coomservative is an anime or gaming fan that holds conservative or anti-liberal views while constantly defending the sexual nature of girls in anime or gaming including lolis. This type of fan will also go on a tirade about sexual censorship in gaming or anime especially if a Western release of the product is different than the original Japanese release. Coomservatives are often seen on Twitter, 4chan boards like /v/ and /a/, or Reddit subs like r/KotakuinAction.
Person 1: Wow, I can't believe Nintendo of America censored that girl's cleavage in the Western release. The SJWs must be at it again in their efforts to ruin games.
Person 2: You only focus on whether video game girls are naked or not while engaging in the cultural wars. You must be a Coomservative.
Coomservative by justmichael February 25, 2023

cumservative 

Any conservative that aggressively defends gay rights or LGBT inclusion within conservative movements. Oftentimes Cumservatives will try to defend LGBT rights as a Western value in contrast to how the LGBT people are treated in Islamic nations. This ignores centuries of Christian thought. Very frequently Cumservativism is used as a way to bring up Israel for some dumbass reason even though they're from the United States and are supposed to be America First.
Conservatives: How does anal sex help us win the culture war?

Charlie Kirk: Gay values are Western values. I support our gay troops! Israel is the greatest country because they love gays, unlike in Islamic countries!

Conservatives: We know you're using "support the troops" as a way to trick conservatives into supporting LGBT inclusion. You're a Cumservative, feel free to dance the night away in Israel because I hear they like dancing over there.
cumservative by ShortNoserBigHat November 16, 2019

Cumservative 

1. Any person that adamantly supports or defends ex-President Donald Trump.

2. Anyone with political backwards or out of date beliefs.
You see Bob over there with the MAGA hat? Man, he is such a Cumservative!
Cumservative by OaklandRaider1983 February 2, 2021

Cultservative 

Cultservative refers to individuals who are characterized as ultra MAGA followers, displaying unwavering allegiance to former President Trump and his sycophants, regardless of the ethical or moral depths they may reach. These individuals exhibit a cult-like devotion, often displaying blind loyalty and an unwillingness to critically evaluate their leaders' actions or policies. The term "Cultservative" conveys the notion of a fervent and unquestioning following within the context of conservative political ideology.
You Cultservatives really hate facts and evidence and will espouse anything your failed king says
Cultservative by LosDuhGreat June 8, 2023

Cumservative 

Cumservative: A person who willingly and knowingly sucks a Trump supporting cuckservative's cock, for better or worse (usually worse, as per usual in situations involving racist ignorant rape enabling bigoted narcissists and fiscally incompetent psychopathic child murderers).
We all loved 57 year old Mary until we found out she was a cumservative dipshit. Apparently this 72 year old cuckservative Trump supporter, who riddled himself with massive debts he had no way of paying off by purchasing various superfluous novelty items such as a $30,000+ powerboat, and an entry-level but still very expensive almost new Mercedes in his early 60’s (despite lacking the proper skills, intelligence, dedication, and career to successfully, selfishly and needlessly purchase such purposeless things) had the hots for her and she dropped her panties almost instantly upon seeing his (observably presented as a deserved and outright owned) collection of expensive toys and classicly white & privileged displays of affluence. Well poor Mary being the sucker for deluded and incompetent backwoods redneck blue collar trust fund baby boomer pigfuckers she is, ended paying all his debts with her deceased ex-Air Force husbands massive fortune, and now they go to MAGA rallys at least once a year in between the other 364 days a year of golfing and masturbating to Fox news and whatever casually racist murder porn is on that night.
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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