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You know that asshat Callius?
Yeah, what a stupid fuckwad.
Callius by Defender August 13, 2003
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beat callous 

Noun. The stretched and calloused skin between the head of the penis and mid shaft that develops from frequent masturbation.
"Dude, my beat callous stings, I should stop beating it."
beat callous by The Beater 22222 August 6, 2009
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Callistana 

A kind of demon summoned by Sydney Sage, a witch in the Bloodlines series by Richelle Mead.
It looks like a palm sized chinese dragon and is able to move around, but is made of quartz. It can be turned back into a rock by the caster of the spell and back again. It bonds to the first person it sees, which is usually the caster. If more than one person is present however, it bonds with both of them.
It is used to warn those it's bonded to of danger and by screeching but also screeches when it's hungry.
The spell lasts for a year and a day after the cast is made.
Hopper the Callistana from The Indigo Spell by Richelle Mead
Callistana by Mrs Ivashkov May 18, 2013

Callista 

Callista comes from the Greek for "most beautiful (fem.)" (καλλίστη - kalliste). This name is a lesser known name for girls.

Callista mostly means the most beautiful among the women. Center of attention because of its itelligence and beautifulness of body and soul, inside and out. Callista also means a person who is loved and tend to be surrounded by people who adore and admire her.
"She's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen!",
"Yeah, she's a Callista!"
Callista by andrewMS1230 August 28, 2009

Calluseats 

The formation of calluses on your hands and fingers from hitting a beat on everything you come in contact with.
Some random black dude named Carl: Ayo, hit that Weezy beat real quick!

Kid with the calluseats: Nah gwodie, do you not see these calluseats?
Calluseats by IcyLikeACupcake January 12, 2010
A beautiful female who is strong and empowered, she is smart and trustworthy. The definition of beauty. Makes any room light up just from her smile. She is simple.
You should date a callisa
callisa by Beautifulwind March 13, 2017
The act of having a mental deficiency, which is characterize by slut and amino manipulation aspects!
Dude she is clearly insane, maybe she has callism.
Callism by Dr.keyboard18181 May 19, 2019
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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