callision 

An instance of conflict between two telecommunication nodes (e.g. telephones, VoIP apps), due to simultaneous attempts at establishing a call to one another.

Note: Callisons are most common following dropped calls, as both parties immediately attempt to reestablish the call.

If the call drops again, let's avoid another callision; please wait for my call.

callision by Alex BATKO March 14, 2010

Callision 

The result of irritating cell phone audio delay, whereby each person seems to be speaking at the same time. Each utterance crashes into the other person's, which makes both parties stop and repeat. Callision may involve many verbal pile-ups in a single call. Some believe this is a ploy by cell phone providers to make customers use more minutes, as well as sound ridiculous to eavesdroppers.

I wa . . I want to . . I want to go to . . . You know what, I'm going to just email you to avoid this callision.

Callision by Marty Orchard March 10, 2011

collusionism 

Living in the State in which you do not know if what you are hearing, seeing or speaking is actually true.

The Nightly News just declared finally that we are living in a world under Collusionism and that there was no need for them to lie to us anymore.

collusionism by Milton William Cooper ll May 18, 2017

head on collision

The impoverished form of an Irish Car Bomb (Bailey's dropped into and chugged from a Guinness). A head on collision is Kahlua dropped and chugged from a Busch Light.

1) Serve a shot of Kahlua
2) Drop into a cup of Busch Light
3) Chug in one gulp

"-Yo, let's do an Irish Car Bomb.
-Nah, that's too classy, I'll take a head on collision"

head on collision by InventedHOD April 21, 2009

collusionist

A “Collusionist” is basically than same exact thing as a “Conspiracy Theorist”. The largest distinction differentiating the two is that the “Collusionist” are considered as a much more highly reliable and credible expert. Their views and positions are all based on true actual data as when compared to the “Conspiracy Theorist”. Which in turn, their views should always be regarded or addressed to as them being off their Medications and if they are not presently taking any Medications, they need to be immediately prescribed as to conform to the true “Collusionist’s” Pre-Approved Stance on the issue being currently discussed.

The “Collusionist’s” Research and Data, is also notably regarded for their accuracy relating to any controversial subject matter. These Individuals, Groups or Societies can be often be seen, heard or read about and are frequently much quoted as such, on all the major Mainstream Media(MSM) News Outlets present today.

The word “Collusionist” being used properly in a sentence;

“I am not a Conspiracy Theorist, I am a Collusionist…, there’s big difference!”

collusionist by Milton William Cooper ll March 10, 2017

collusionist

Dear Urban Dictionary,

I made some grammar errors on my definition. Below is a more correct version of it. Could you publish this one instead?

Thank you, Hugo

Collusionist:

A “Collusionist” is basically than same exact thing as a “Conspiracy Theorist”. The greatest distinction differentiating the two is that the “Collusionist” are considered as a much more highly reliable and credible expert. Their views and positions are all based on true actual data as when compared to the “Conspiracy Theorist”. Which in turn, their views should always be regarded or addressed to as them being off their Medications and if they are not presently taking any Medications, they need to be immediately prescribed as to conform to the true “Collusionist’s” Pre-Approved Stance on the issue being currently discussed.

The “Collusionist’s” Research and Data, is also notably regarded for their accuracy relating to any controversial subject matter. These Individuals, Groups or Societies can be often be seen, heard or read about and are frequently much quoted as such, on all the major Mainstream Media(MSM) News Outlets present today.

The word “Collusionist” being used properly in a sentence;

“I am not a Conspiracy Theorist, I am a Collusionist…, there’s big difference!”

By Hugo B. Gonzalez, a.k.a., elkabong, Robert W. Johnson and Milton William Cooper ll

collusionist by Milton William Cooper ll March 10, 2017

Collisionista 

Is a bad-ass female auto body shop owner that knows auto body repair information and the industry front to back, inside to outside.

That auto body shop owner down the street is a freaking collisionista - you want your smashed up car fixed right, go see her!

Collisionista by Collisionista December 16, 2016