(Adjective) Pyrus calleryana: A tree common in China or Vietnam. In the spring, it blooms into bushels of white blossoms. A person may first think that this tree is beautiful, but upon inspection with the nostrils it becomes clear that the trees true intentions are quite rank. The tree will release a foul smell into the air withing a 200 yard radius, destroying previous admirations.

Can be used to describe a relationship or situation, but most commonly a person, that has attractive attributes but when analyzed better turns out to be worse than previously thought.

Person:

That girl is a real callery pear. She's hot, but has a really bad personality. I'd stay away from her.

Relationship:

Me and that guy didn't really turn out well. We both thought that we would be great together, but it just turned out to be a callery pear.

Situation:

(1) We were gonna just make out, but things got a little to far so I had to back out. I didn't want it to end up in a callery pear.
(2) I really wanted to take that class, but the teacher was so bad that it ended up being a callery pear and I transfered out.

callery pear by Bicycleman May 31, 2017

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Cod caller

A super fisherman with extraordinary talent for catching massive huge big cod

1 "Yep you guessed it! Cod caller struck again with a nice 60 pounder"
2. "What do you mean who? The cod caller is a household name around tin can"
3. "With the cod caller and the fish whisperer you cunts have got fuckin nothing
4. "He's just an environmental rapist that cod caller fella"
6. "You want fish? Call 1800CODCALLER. He'll get you fkn fish"

Cod caller by gibbalatte April 18, 2017

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next caller

Used to indicate annoyance and disapproval of one’s behavior or actions; analogous to “I’m done with you”

I’m so tired of these racist tik tok stars with their half-assed apologies. NEXT CALLER!!

next caller by yurrrt April 29, 2020

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Calley

Is the cutest prettiest most beautiful lovable and wonderful person you’ll meet. She likes to play pranks and watch the office. She says the cutest things and is very huggable.

Calley is very baller!
Calley is a keeper.

Calley by ballerbroski October 1, 2019

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shop caller

When you're such a player that you call the shops around town to let them know you've got bank and to treat your shorty right.

"My man is a shop caller, he makes sure to let everyone know that I'm his girl and that they betta take care of me while I'm spendin his dough."

Playas are gon play
and hatas are gon hate
ballas are gon ball,
shop callas are gon call

shop caller by shopcalla4eva April 29, 2009

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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