callahater

The dream merch discord are a bunch of callahaters. people who can not stand callahan and no one knows if its a joke or not.

Person 1: "hey i like callahan"
Dani (callahater) : "why? why do you like him? i dont understand-"

by imundercover445 March 5, 2021

callahater

a person who hates callahan but is actually a secret callasimp

dani is such a callahater

by callahater March 5, 2021

Callahater

A callahater is someone who is very intelligent, probably disgustingly hot. A callahater is someone who wants to FUCKIGN KILL THATB ITHC MINECRAFT YOUTUBER NAMED CALLAHAN. MOST OF THEM ARE FUCKING SIMPS. STOP BEING A SIMP IF YOU DUB YOURSELF A 'callahater'.

Person A: I miss Callahan.
Person B: Simp.
A: No I'm a Callahater. I would never simp.
Person B: *smacks*

by Aly Deru March 5, 2021

CalHATERS

The widely preferred almost-acronym for the California Automated Travel Expense Reimbursement System (CalATERS) because state employees HATE it due to the sheer difficulty people have navigating its website which everyone assumes is entirely intentionally built into the process to prevent reimbursement.

I spent almost the entire day trying to figure out how to use the CalHATERS website until I began to hallucinate that a giant panda was destroying everything on my desk and so once I began to realize that it may be virtually impossible to get reimbursed, I just gave up on it and acknowledged that the money I’d spent on my licensure and all of the expenses I had related to travel for the whole year was just down the drain!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021

Callahaned

The act of getting so wasted that one pukes in a random sink and cleans it out with their bare hands.

Dude, I day drank for seven hours and got kicked out of a party because I got so Callahaned.

by Blond Doctor March 18, 2011

callahaned

to be duped by someone in sales to buy something and verbally get the world promised to you.

Hey Team, we got a new client signed off on 1 firewall to be installed in 8 hours. oh btw, the client claims they also got 4 switches, 3 servers, a new backup system on top of it.... we got callahaned!!

by McLovesky January 17, 2022