California tan

A uniform tan with no tan lines, achieved by sunbathing naked wherever the hell you want in California.

I'm going to Baker Beach to work on my California tan today.

by seairahh October 4, 2012

californiatastical

An event or place that is as spectacular as California.

OMG! My summer break at the beach was californiatastical.

by Some.bendy.boy May 16, 2018

Californiastan

The United Socialist States of Californiastan

The United Socialist States of Californiastan

by anonymous October 4, 2022

Californiastan

The nickname for the worst state in the US. Crime, stupidity, wokeism, entitlement, high prices, high taxes on EVERYTHING, homelessness, and political corruption are rampant in the state that hasn't seen a Republican or Independent governor for over 50 years, which has caused crime and homelessness to ramp up. Owning a gun is damn near impossible over there because idiots believe that taking guns away from LAW ABIDING CITIZENS will solve problems instead of causing more problems.

I will never live in Californiastan. Fuck that place! If I were to move to another state, I'd move to Florida!

by Failurebitch June 3, 2025