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Caliente Carlos

When you make the unfortunate mistake of consuming a gas station burrito only to vomit a full load of refried bean warmness on your partner's torso during a coitus activity.
I'm not sure Jeanine enjoyed the Caliente Carlos I gave her for Christmas.
Caliente Carlos by Neener4kids December 29, 2011

caliente carlito 

Same as hot carl, but after eating a lot of spanish foods.
"After we went to amigos, i went to deborah's and gave her caliente carlito of her life!"

carlos caliente 

The reverse to the "hot carl". Where you shit on someone's face and then cover it with seran wrap.
She totally sophocated when i gave her a carlos caliente.
carlos caliente by Joe Parker October 17, 2006