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Caliente Carlos

When you make the unfortunate mistake of consuming a gas station burrito only to vomit a full load of refried bean warmness on your partner's torso during a coitus activity.
I'm not sure Jeanine enjoyed the Caliente Carlos I gave her for Christmas.
Caliente Carlos by Neener4kids December 29, 2011

caliente carlito 

Same as hot carl, but after eating a lot of spanish foods.
"After we went to amigos, i went to deborah's and gave her caliente carlito of her life!"

carlos caliente 

The reverse to the "hot carl". Where you shit on someone's face and then cover it with seran wrap.
She totally sophocated when i gave her a carlos caliente.
carlos caliente by Joe Parker October 17, 2006

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026