Wife: "You've been acting different lately, is something wrong?"

Husband: "Don't worry honey, everything is fine. I would never calipari you."

Customer: "Dude that guy just walked out on his bar tab."

Bartender: "Yeah, i just got caliparied."

calipari by veca901 April 2, 2009

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Calipornia

Calipornia

California is known for its large successful porn industry.

Random Human Being # 1: Hey where are you going for your vacation?

Random Human Being # 2: I think I'm going to go to Calipornia for a few days and party it up. I might try to get a tour of Vivid studio's too.

RHB # 2: Good choice. Be safe and try not to die.

Calipornia by Spoono Morris March 30, 2010

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Calisphere

The word defining the two hemispheres of California. Southern California and Northern California.

Dude 1: Dude which Calisphere did your girlfriend say she was from?

Dudette 1: You seen dat ass? She from SoCal.

Dudette 2: But her tumbleweave says she from NorCal, particularly Oakland.

Calisphere by CanIPaPa?! June 28, 2010

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calirican

Calirican(s) are known to have Puerto Rican heritage and live in California. They are immersed in the West Coast "cool and chill" mentality, but never lose their flavor. They embrace their culture, the music, and don't forget the food of Puerto Rico which is damn tasty. Despite being across the country from the mainland, Caliricans are in love with Puerto Rican history and cultura. That's right.

So I'm a "Calirican " You know, a Puerto Rican but really.. I'm from California. Tu sabes! We 're all about chillin' but we hustle mami all at the same time.

calirican by lemalemarci June 13, 2016

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