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Cali Driver’s Syndrome

Literally the most annoying and laziest people. These type of people think 10 minutes is a far drive and literally complain if you ask them to go anywhere that isn’t a 2 minute walk.
Hey Carlos, mind taking me to Walmart?
Yeah man let me see how far it is
*15 min drive*
Oh nah dude that’s to far

Bro you have Cali Driver’s Syndrome bad

Cali Driver’s Syndrome

Literally the most annoying and laziest people. These type of people think 10 minutes is a far drive and literally complain if you ask them to go anywhere that isn’t a 2 minute walk.
Hey Carlos, mind taking me to Walmart?
Yeah man let me see how far it is
*15 min drive*
Oh nah dude that’s to far

Bro you have Cali Driver’s Syndrome bad

Cali Slide 

The act of tipping a door man on the down low to get in a club. Used mostly in Las Vegas.
We rolled up to Body English and used the Cali Slide to get in baller style!
Cali Slide by fastjesse January 4, 2009

Cali Sober 

Cali Sober is defined as a form of Harm Reduction that excludes the use of all drugs including alcohol and only utilizes Marijuana in Moderation.
Want to smoke some crack?

No thank you. I quit last year. I am only smoke weed now in moderation. This is a form of harm reduction called Cali Sober or California Sober.
Cali Sober by Soberisdope March 30, 2021

Cali Step 

1.Popular song and dance by San Diego rapper Forensic.

2. To "step" on your foes the Cali way.

1. You heard that Forensic song Cali Step?

2. They tried to bomb on us but we cali stepped on em quick.
Cali Step by Da big Boy September 30, 2007

cali sober 

someone who doesn't drink, but smokes weed
"Want a drag?"
"Sure, man."
"Wait, aren't you sober?"
"I'm Cali sober. No alcohol but all the weed I want."
cali sober by BruhMoment22 February 8, 2020