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Cream Cake Day 

September 29th, the day that women get to enjoy sexual liberation and a layered cream cake, by having sex with three men, one after the other, until they all cum inside her.
I love Cream Cake Day, having all that cream inside me, leaves me feeling stuffed.

Cream cake poisoning 

Flipped. Bat shit loco. Coined by Dave Lister In the UK Sci-fi sitcom Red Dwarf episode "Bodyswap" after Rimmer makes off with Lister's body. Being a hologram, Rimmer had not been able to eat real food since dying and went overboard.

Food included cream cakes when "doing a runner" in Starbug and tried to bluff shooting himself to prevent Lister reclaiming his body.

Term used when somebody has gone nuts, and it can only be attributed to going as to be poisoned by cream cakes.
Rimmer: Leave me alone or you-know-what happens.
Cat: He's bluffing.
Rimmer: I'm not bluffing.
Lister: I think he means it, man. He's flipped. It must be cream cake poisoning!

In everyday use:-

Guy 1: Did you see Fred the other day? I think he's gone nuts!
Guy 2: Must have cream cake poisoning.

Birthday Cake Ice Cream 

Literally a gift from the Gods. This sensational bliss tastes of birthday cake and looks like a unicorn. Undoubtedly the best ice cream flavor to ever grace our universe.
Hey Anthony, do you wanna try the best thing ever???? THEN TRY SOME BIRTHDAY CAKE ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!! (:

Fudge cakes and cream! 

A swear word to replace the word f*ck when you're with children

birthday cake ice cream 

Ice cream that appears like normal, boring vanilla icecream, but is really filled with deliciously yummy cake batter flavor. Add sprinkles, and it is the perfect substitute for any normal birthday cake.
"Hey Amanda, what kind of ice cream flavor do you want?"

"I'll have birthday cake ice cream."

ice cream cake 

the wonderful deliciousness that is chocolate ice cream on top of cookie crumbs on top of vanilla ice cream.
ice cream cake is bombbb!
ice cream cake by xooxbritt January 20, 2009