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1) To have a large booty; a beautiful butt
"Yo J you see that girl over there she's kinda cakey"

"yeah man she's bangin"
UK usage: Cakey, tending to be over-sweet in demeanor, and even when genuine can seem to be playing to everyones good side to be popular (trying to be everyones best friend without having earned that respect or loyalty). Can seem naive and ungrounded in constant fascination with what are essentially trivial issues and irrelevant concerns. Doesn't often 'get it' socially.
Tiffany was Cakey, she had the ability to be nice, but expected too much when she asked favours of people she barely knew. Anyone who wanted her, she would play for favours until they didn't care and then she would wonder why they were off with her, when they realised she wasn't interested in them. She didn't connect or think deeply enough to realise others peoples feelings hurt them for more than the glancing blows her ego ever took, she just ignored them to make herself feel better. Everyone was best friends forever or she didn't care at all.
Cakey by Blinkage August 12, 2012
1. to have a large sum of money
Yeah i had my Pelle on and my Prada sneaks when i bagged her so she already know im cakey.
cakey by kpaul718 April 21, 2005
Adjective: term prevelant in the mid 1990's; used to describe a weak, pathethic, 'cheesy' or 'lame' person/object
"Uhhhh - you're so cakey!"
"I'm not wearing that, it's cakey."
Cakey by Jaladinsane April 16, 2006
Cake is a noun. Caked is an verb. Most people simply dont realize that for a substance to be caked onto anything it must first be cakey. Thus the use of cake as a noun, a verb, and an adjective.
He was baked like the cakiest cake. Cake

That mud sure was cakey.
Cakey by FrozenNinja January 31, 2014
Being of the fruity mindset.
Cakey by Noa Byrne January 7, 2004