Cakas

The cakas is a type of cake you eat when you have a really bad day. It must be eaten with the dead arm of a girlfriend or a duck leg.

-Antonio, you sister is dead!

-Cool! Let's eat a cakas.

(At this example, Antonio was his sister's boyfriend)

by Paco Candela August 8, 2020

Cakestered

This originated after consuming Oreo Cakesters. It begins when one is eating typically a sugary food and experiences a short but extremely satisfying high which causes a drastic increase in said food consumption. This is quickly followed by a lengthy and extremely deep low, where one experiences immediate regret of consumption and indescribable effects to the entire body, mainly the head, stomach and blood stream. One will typically experience these full range of symptoms within 5-10 minutes, however, the low will remain for upwards of an hour. In severe cases, an entire day or evening can be ruined by the unforgiving low. Becoming cakestered is impossible to prevent because the extremely powerful high is too much for any man to conquer.

I got cakestered off those Girl Scout cookies and almost blacked out.

by Witt227 March 8, 2013

junie cakes

This word is used in prison for the word ass.

Hey can I have some of your junie cakes

by Jasaphene February 5, 2017

powdered my cakes

When a guy cums on your ass

Powdered my cakes - ryan Totally powdered my cakes

by Sex master 2000 March 12, 2018

Calasa

Calasa means that someone that can't handle what they disk out.

Stranger: You are sexist.
Me: No you are.
Stranger: NO I'm not!
Me: I see you are a Calasa.

by Sakurakage August 20, 2019

Sweet Cuppin' Cakes

The crazy cartoon Strong Bad made up in email #72. All of the episodes are about a blue cowcopter trying to get a worm out of the ground. And then Eh, Steve! comes out and delivers his catch phrase ("Eh, Steve!") and is chased away or yelled at by a black and white talking wheelchair. (who is voiced by Bubs.) Strong Bad himself is also in it. But his head is an old electronic keyboard that plays random demos.

Crazy cartoons usually have titles that have nothing to do with the cartoon itself. You know like Sweet Cuppin' Cakes.

by SCharon August 19, 2004

Squib Cakes

"Squib Cakes" was a term that funk trumpeter Mic Gillette (Tower of Power etc..) used to describe the backsides of lovely ladies.

It was also a song by Tower of Power in 1974 on the "Back to Oakland" album.

Man! Check the squib cakes on that fine foxy mama - she's shakin' em and she ain't breakin' em.

by zoobiewahh November 7, 2010