Cahtooted

When you inherit too much vegetation.

My husband is a botanist and he comes home cahtooted every day.

by Crushed Tomatoez December 30, 2023

cartooned

Getting hurt in a manner Reminiscent of classic cartoons

Tony was cartooned when he stepped on a

2 x 4 causing a instantaneous Teeter totter slap to the face

his girlfriend Kat laughed her ass off

by Tonythetiler May 20, 2018

Cahootery

The action of being in Cahoots.

Jeff: Donnie and Seth were supposed to meet us 20 minutes ago, but I saw them whispering and snickering right after we talked about meeting here.
Drew: I sense some Cahootery is going on.

by SpearChucker42 May 2, 2008

Cahooter

To work in cahoots with other cahooter's or the head cahooter to bring down the cahootee which is the person cahooted against.

Emmie is a cahooter along with other cahooters in her goal to bring down poor innocent Achmed.

by AchmedTT October 22, 2008

Castroted

The act of cutting off someone's balls with broken glass.

It is a reference to the gruesome murder of Carlos Castro by Renato Seabra in New York City, in which his testicles were cut off with broken wine glass. Therefore, Carlos Castro was castroted.

Guy #1: Did you hear about Tim?! Someone cut off his balls!
Guy #2: I heard, they didn't just cut off his balls though... they castroted him.
Guy #1: Broken glass?!
Guy #2: Yes, sir.

by CanYouPleaseRepeatThat? January 15, 2011

Cahootery

The action of being in Cahoots.

Jeff: Donnie and Seth were supposed to meet us 20 minutes ago, but I saw them whispering and snickering right after we talked about meeting here.
Drew: I sense some Cahootery is going on.

by SpearChucker42 May 2, 2008

cahooterd

When you are mashed off your face.

Ah mate last night i was fucking cahooterd

by Vinny Glover January 4, 2008