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Issues or Cashews 

First used on the Cum Town podcast in a fugue state by co-host Nick Mullen, cashews or issues is what wiggers say as a warning during a dispute of some kind. The meaning being they are willing to escalate a conflict, or peacefully resolve it. The phrase is derived from "break nuts together" which in itself is derived from "break bread together" in this case the nuts/ bread being broken are cashews.
" We can pop a squatty at the table and break nuts, or we can have an issue. It's issues or cashews. It's on you my wigga. That's on you."
"Please stop. Stop calling me that."
Known for the stupid high school exit exam. It is a dumbass test meant to torture the shit out of sophomore students who have to wake up extra early just to take it.
I wish I could sleep in tonight but I have to take the damn CAHSEE tomorrow morning which sucks dick.
CAHSEE by AdomC March 15, 2015

Cashew Itch 

The itchy ass you get after eating a moderate to large amount of Cashew nuts. The itching may be the next day, or the itch may lie dormant for several days, and then strike with enough ferocity to cause you to shove a chimney sweep up your ass.
"Why is Dan dragging his ass on the carpet?"

"Eh, I think he has a case of Cashew Itch, from the looks of it."
Cashew Itch by Myriadpersonalities January 28, 2010

Cashew Boi

A “bitch boy” who is child like that thinks he’s a big shot. Talks up big game about looks, money, and his dick where in actuality is a total loser! Small dick aka Cashew Boi.
He’s such a cashew boi because he said he couldn’t commit but now is dating someone else.
Cashew Boi by Casheboihater September 8, 2019

wombat on cashew nuts 

someone who's acting crazy and or doing something ideotic or lutacris
Man that jerk is driving worse than a wombat on cashew nuts!

cashew delisi

Super cashew delisi is a god at overwatch. Super's name comes from him being FUCKING NUTS at playing the tank role.
Someone:Where does super cashew delisi come from?
Me an intellectual:because he is so NUTS!
cashew delisi by Salmarix7 October 27, 2020