Caffair

The act of cheating on your regular coffee shop with a different cafe just to get that caffeine fix.

I’ve been having a caffair with the closer cafe because it’s easier and no strings.

by GetLo July 8, 2021

Caffirmation

The wholehearted embrace of one's need for caffeine.

Stacey gladly began her day with her usual caffirmation before heading to work.

by LilrhodygirlDev June 2, 2010

caffaro

1.kid who shit his pants during football practice in his freshmen year of high school and kept practicing till it ran down his leg.
2 Kid that gets caught by park rangers while fucking his girlfriend in the back of his mom's expedition

Matt is such a caffaro, he shit his pants during practice and didn't tell anyone till he took off his pants and everyone saw it running down his legs.

You got caught fucking your girlfriend in your mom's car, you're such a caffaro.

by hahahahahaa December 15, 2008

cafairophobia

Not a real thing

Sorry bud Cafairophobia doesn’t exist

by Yeet skeet and delete December 5, 2020