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1.kid who shit his pants during football practice in his freshmen year of high school and kept practicing till it ran down his leg.
2 Kid that gets caught by park rangers while fucking his girlfriend in the back of his mom's expedition
Matt is such a caffaro, he shit his pants during practice and didn't tell anyone till he took off his pants and everyone saw it running down his legs.

You got caught fucking your girlfriend in your mom's car, you're such a caffaro.
caffaro by hahahahahaa December 15, 2008

Cuffaroed 

The act of flying passed a long line of stopped traffic and forcing ones way in at the the front of the line. May be used in any situation that results in a cutoff, be it vehicular, sexual, mental. Etc.
I was driving to work and some douche bag cuffaroed me, almost wrecked a couple people.

I could tell my Girlfriend was pissed and I was getting no pussy. I just got cuffaroed.

I need to cuffaro these jeans and make them into shorts!
Cuffaroed by Beeble lover May 17, 2019
Related Words
When a man has displayed a crankshaft that is totally unexpected.
“I was scared he wouldn’t be able to satisfy me and totally pulled a Cafaro with his wicked penis.
cafaro by Happy5 May 7, 2022