Cantanoly

The word Jack said in the Emkay video on YouTube titled r/Murderedbywords | _, to try to rhyme with guacamole and failed, leading me to feel bad and make this article. Used in instances where you don't know what to say and can't say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

(Person) Hi! How are you today?
(You) Uh... cantanoly!
(Person) Your name here Are you ok?

Cantanoly by bg2014 May 26, 2021

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Cantanope

A double negative assertion combining can not and nope. When there is 0% chance that something will happen. An emphatic NO. Coined during an enlightened mushroom trip by the legendary couple Vince and Grace the term is often used by high intellects and geniuses as one word answer to ridiculous questions.

Chad the traitor: Can you hire me in your new company?

Vince: Cantanope!

Cantanope by VncGrc129 November 24, 2021

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Cantanoly • cantanookie • Cantanope • Catañol

Catañol

Similar in concept to Spanglish, Catañol is the mixture of Catalán and Español that people in Catalán-speaking areas of Spain often use to converse. The most well-known Catalán-speaking city is Barcelona, located on the eastern coast of Spain.

Estás muerto si visitas Barcelona sin saber Catañol - You're dead if you visit Barcelona without knowing Catañol.

Catañol by spanish culture May 20, 2011

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cantanookie

The act of playing dice when having sex

Hey wanna go to the room to go do the cantanookie

cantanookie by Fart clock September 25, 2020

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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