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cactused 

To be completely sauced out of your mind.
Jayman was cactused last night. He had 6 buds and 11 twees.

" he pissed his pants"- Micheal Morris
cactused by Lostinthesaucemyguy December 6, 2016
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Reverse Cactused 

The act of taking a little prick out of you.
Jenna was fed up with Bobby's lack of enthusiasm so she reverse cactused him.
Reverse Cactused by dil3mma August 26, 2014

cactusodomy 

the act of sodomizing someone with a cactus.
Person 1: "That was horribly disgusting!"
Person 2: "No, that was cactusodomy
cactusodomy by The Muffin Man 69 April 17, 2009

cactusdogs 

best person in the whole wide world would date
"yo are you friends with cactusdogs??"
"hah yea you fucking emo"
cactusdogs by hiyoris runa April 27, 2021

Cactuses 

The correct way to addess two or more cactus plants. Addressing them as cacti is no longer acceptable as upon hearing this the cactuses feel unloved; cactuses like to be treated as individuals.
Please go and stroke my cactuses for me
Cactuses by Joniquai January 5, 2004

Cactussed 

The act of being cut, scraped, stabbed, or injured in any other manner by a cactus or a related species.
Don't run through the desert without shoes or you might get cactussed.
Cactussed by ehbaseball October 18, 2010
When someone must buckle down and do work before large exams, essays, or tests you would cactuse oneself. It is the imaginary act of shoving an unlubricated cactus up your ass hole.
This exam is going to be so hard, I really need to cactuse!
Cactuse by bsang December 13, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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