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bathroom cactus 

a cactus in you're bathroom that would get you all the bitches #yurt #fishlife #termisgay
dude i was going to take a shit at a friends house then i saw his bathroom cactus that shit was hard
bathroom cactus by salmon69420 March 13, 2022

cactusbutt 

CACTUS
PLANT PERSON WEEWOO
STREAMER POG POP OFF??
DAMN CACTUSBUTT REALLY DO BE POPPIN' OFF, CHAT
cactusbutt by OpulentFerrn November 30, 2021

cactushatt

"Cactus-hatt" or "cactus" for a username abbreviation, a username for a specific person or a cactus with a cowboy hat on.
Aww man "cactus" killed me or I saw a "cactushatt" the other day it was weird.
cactushatt by Cactushatt11 August 23, 2021
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026