Cabbage wank 

The act of being pleasured manually by a physically disabled person

Good night last night John?
“Yeah went to that charity doo and ended up getting a cabbage wank behind the buffet table”

Cabbage wank by Lord loverocket October 8, 2018

Wank Cabbage 

The correct way to refer to someone when they're being a little shitface.

Hey, stop being a fucking wank cabbage and join the voice call.

Wank Cabbage by LukeEmia_ January 5, 2021

Wank Cabbage 

Wank Cabbage is a term that you call someone when is being stupid and not doing the right thing. We all know someone can do something wrong whether it be a friend or person.. Just any type of human really or animal or thing.. Just anything to be honest

Kat: Has Boris made the announcement tonight?
Kat's Mom: Yeah that wank cabbage put us into lockdown again
Kat: Interesting

Wank Cabbage by NocturnalDonkey69 January 5, 2021

Wank Cabbage 

A way to refer to a complete and utter numskull. Has the abbreviation WC.

Boy: I shot the Sherrif.
Boy's friend: You absolute wank cabbage! Now the deputy will be after us. Twat.

Wank Cabbage by finalerock44 January 11, 2021

Bonkyhort Cabbagewank 

When somebody wanks over a distorted image of benedict cumberbatch

oh dude, I did such a big Bonkyhort Cabbagewank last night

Bonkyhort Cabbagewank by TheOneWhoWantsItInTheBum November 21, 2017

Cabbagewank 

A cuss or a slur used to tell your peers that they are being a little stupid wankface.

BELLLLAAA, stop being a CaBbAgEwAnk

Cabbagewank by BushyCuntDr4g0n July 20, 2017