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A cardboard case containing 24 stubbie bottles of beer
Grab a carton of VB and let's watch the Pies cream the Crows
carton by Davros November 24, 2003
Words you can keep
A cardboard 'case' containing 24 beer's.
"Let's get a carton and get 'maggot' watching the footy."
carton by Diego September 4, 2003
australian, n, 1) a cardboard box of beer, usually consisting of 24 tinnies, stubbies, or bottles of beer.
2) a cardboard box of cigarrettes usually consisting of 10 packs of 20 cigarrettes each.
Its all happening mate. bring yer cartons.
carton by herbie August 25, 2004
Are you two % or skim carton
Carton by Wren_short September 22, 2017
also known as package, a man's "PIRVATE" area
dude, look how huge my package is
carton by Jenny February 13, 2004

Carton Bitch 

A fundamental unit of measurement of bitchiness, based on the number of cartons of eggs it would take to successfully egg the bitch or bitch's house.
That right there is an 8 carton bitch (96 eggs)
Carton Bitch by Dean123 March 29, 2009

carton of milk 

when you lay on your back, and ejaculate into your belly button and have someone suck it out through a straw.
When will I get my "carton of milk" mom?

when you're old enough for it to not be illegal.
carton of milk by nick sisco July 12, 2006
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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