Abbreviation for "Cross Your Fingers and Pray". Used before doing something with unknown consequences.
by senorgrande August 12, 2014
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by no cyappa February 16, 2021
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To masturbate and cry at the same time. Usually performed by individuals who are lacking the social skills necessary to have a sexual relationship.
To masturbate and cry at the same time. Usually performed by individuals who are lacking the social skills necessary to have a sexual relationship.
The socially awkward emo kid cryfaps in the gym locker room during lunch.
Because the object of his affection is both pregnant and engaged, Little Johnny cryfaps to internet porn in his room all day.
Because the object of his affection is both pregnant and engaged, Little Johnny cryfaps to internet porn in his room all day.
by teh dub January 3, 2010
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Tom: Hey, anybody wanna cofap?
Ryan: Sorry man, I'm running low on self-esteem from last time.
Tom: C'mon, I need this!
Ryan: Alright, but let's do it quick.
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Both: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkkkkk.................
Ryan: Sorry man, I'm running low on self-esteem from last time.
Tom: C'mon, I need this!
Ryan: Alright, but let's do it quick.
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Both: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkkkkk.................
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