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no cyappa 

A phrase of incredible basedness, that only chads use. It's meaning is similar to 'no cap,' however is far more effective in a conversation.
Lizzy: Coca Cola is a superior brand to Pepsi
Xee: no cyappa!
Lizzy: wow you're amazing
no cyappa by no cyappa February 16, 2021
Related Words
CYFAP cyap cfap Cofap cryfap Cyapping cyeap Cyfail cyfp CYFSPE
(verb.)

To masturbate and cry at the same time. Usually performed by individuals who are lacking the social skills necessary to have a sexual relationship.
The socially awkward emo kid cryfaps in the gym locker room during lunch.

Because the object of his affection is both pregnant and engaged, Little Johnny cryfaps to internet porn in his room all day.
cryfap by teh dub January 3, 2010
The act of putting your balls on someone's face while they are sleeping and jerking yourself off.
cfap by Vikingbeard79 September 14, 2017

cykapistol 

man: shut the fuck up you cykapistol

russian: what did you just say to me!? i will kill you man!
cykapistol by LordMaple May 21, 2021
The act of mutual masturbation between two single men, usually performed with the intent of avoiding crippling feelings of loneliness and regret post-fap.
Tom: Hey, anybody wanna cofap?
Ryan: Sorry man, I'm running low on self-esteem from last time.
Tom: C'mon, I need this!
Ryan: Alright, but let's do it quick.
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Both: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkkkkk.................
Cofap by carltonswagggg October 30, 2013
Stands for "Close your fucking pussy". used in a non slutty situation mostly. Legs aren't spread all the way open, just a little open and supposed to be used for humor only
Haley : *posts a cute beach bikini pic on instagram*

Grace: Haley CYFP!!!
cyfp by cousins4life December 9, 2015