CYFAP
Abbreviation for "Cross Your Fingers and Pray". Used before doing something with unknown consequences.
CYFAP by senorgrande August 12, 2014
Words you can keep
no cyappa
A phrase of incredible basedness, that only chads use. It's meaning is similar to 'no cap,' however is far more effective in a conversation.
cryfap
(verb.)
To masturbate and cry at the same time. Usually performed by individuals who are lacking the social skills necessary to have a sexual relationship.
To masturbate and cry at the same time. Usually performed by individuals who are lacking the social skills necessary to have a sexual relationship.
cfap
cfap by Vikingbeard79 September 14, 2017
cykapistol
cykapistol by LordMaple May 21, 2021
Cofap
The act of mutual masturbation between two single men, usually performed with the intent of avoiding crippling feelings of loneliness and regret post-fap.
Tom: Hey, anybody wanna cofap?
Ryan: Sorry man, I'm running low on self-esteem from last time.
Tom: C'mon, I need this!
Ryan: Alright, but let's do it quick.
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Both: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkkkkk.................
Ryan: Sorry man, I'm running low on self-esteem from last time.
Tom: C'mon, I need this!
Ryan: Alright, but let's do it quick.
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Both: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkkkkk.................
Cofap by carltonswagggg October 30, 2013
cyfp
Stands for "Close your fucking pussy". used in a non slutty situation mostly. Legs aren't spread all the way open, just a little open and supposed to be used for humor only
cyfp by cousins4life December 9, 2015
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.