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cryfap

(verb.)

To masturbate and cry at the same time. Usually performed by individuals who are lacking the social skills necessary to have a sexual relationship.
The socially awkward emo kid cryfaps in the gym locker room during lunch.

Because the object of his affection is both pregnant and engaged, Little Johnny cryfaps to internet porn in his room all day.
by teh dub January 3, 2010
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