cryfap 

(verb.)

To masturbate and cry at the same time. Usually performed by individuals who are lacking the social skills necessary to have a sexual relationship.

The socially awkward emo kid cryfaps in the gym locker room during lunch.

Because the object of his affection is both pregnant and engaged, Little Johnny cryfaps to internet porn in his room all day.

cryfap by teh dub January 3, 2010

CYFAP 

Abbreviation for "Cross Your Fingers and Pray". Used before doing something with unknown consequences.

Travis: "I'm going to push this release live. CYFAP."

CYFAP by senorgrande August 12, 2014

CryFar

The embodiment of a forum troll who does nothing but post childish comebacks, never attempting to actually contribute constructively to the discussion topic.

Oh great, CryFar is posting his pointless drivel of an argument again.

CryFar by Omniinmo August 23, 2009

Cryface 

Cryface is when a player in a server complains about something because the suck.

Rambo: "Dood that was bullshit!"

Serg: " Cryface... QQ"

Cryface by NeppeRz July 10, 2010

Crykap 

Someone who projects toxic and dangerous actions to their community but only blames others when confronted about their behavior.

“So what if I’m robbing you, why do you have to get the cops involved?”

“Bro don’t be a crykap.”

Crykap by pinnyskenis June 27, 2021

Cryfagging

The act of making Richard Heart rage spit

If I see your ass cryfagging about me not being here one single more fucking time

Cryfagging by BdDuke13 October 14, 2025