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cryfap

(verb.)

To masturbate and cry at the same time. Usually performed by individuals who are lacking the social skills necessary to have a sexual relationship.
The socially awkward emo kid cryfaps in the gym locker room during lunch.

Because the object of his affection is both pregnant and engaged, Little Johnny cryfaps to internet porn in his room all day.
by teh dub January 3, 2010
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CYFAP

Abbreviation for "Cross Your Fingers and Pray". Used before doing something with unknown consequences.
Travis: "I'm going to push this release live. CYFAP."
by senorgrande August 12, 2014
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The embodiment of a forum troll who does nothing but post childish comebacks, never attempting to actually contribute constructively to the discussion topic.
Oh great, CryFar is posting his pointless drivel of an argument again.
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Cryface

Cryface is when a player in a server complains about something because the suck.
Rambo: "Dood that was bullshit!"

Serg: " Cryface... QQ"
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Crykap

Someone who projects toxic and dangerous actions to their community but only blames others when confronted about their behavior.
“So what if I’m robbing you, why do you have to get the cops involved?”

“Bro don’t be a crykap.”
by pinnyskenis June 27, 2021
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Cryfagging

The act of making Richard Heart rage spit
If I see your ass cryfagging about me not being here one single more fucking time
by BdDuke13 October 14, 2025
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