CUOMO-SEXUAL
"I IDENTIFY AS A CUOMO-SEXUAL, SO I CAN ONLY FINISH WHEN THE TOUCHING IS NON-CONSENTUAL. BUT, NOT TO WORRY, ITS DUE TO MY RACIAL IDENTITY"
CUOMO-SEXUAL by Silkygl August 11, 2021
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Cuomosexual
1) In love with an incompetent, gropey, hyper-corrupt Governor who has an atrocious COVID track record, and a history of questionable sexual behavior because the media has never bothered to hold him accountable in any way or bothered to look into what he was doing. This caused the press to falsely portrayed him as an exemplar of competence, and Governor Cuomo to believe he didn't need to be accountable.
2) a figurative (and possibly literal) rape victim.
2) a figurative (and possibly literal) rape victim.
Cuomosexual by The Cabal March 2, 2021
Related Words
Cuomosexual • chomosexual • CoMosexual • cromosexual • clomosexual • Coumosexual • Cuomo • Cuomo 19 • Cuomo’d • Cuomo’ed out
Cuomosexual
Look that Cuomosexual is grabbing his secretary's balls. I wonder why that Cuomosexual is throwing a press conference at a playground.
Cuomosexual by Paczki12 March 7, 2021
Coumosexual
Why is he touching her against her will? He's just a Coumosexual.
Why is he standing in the garden naked? He's just a Coumosexual.
Why is he standing outside her house in a black trench coat? He's a Coumosexual
Why is he standing in the garden naked? He's just a Coumosexual.
Why is he standing outside her house in a black trench coat? He's a Coumosexual
Coumosexual by charlottes web info March 7, 2021
chomosexual
chomosexual by Copper_head December 31, 2007
Cuomosexual
Someone who possesses a powerful urge to engage in various sexual behaviors with a member of the Cuomo family. It is unclear if this novel sexual orientation is COVID19-specific and temporary or if it will remain as an add-on to pre-existing sexual preferences. Cuomosexuals also identify as heterosexual, bisexual, pansexual, or homosexual, therefore engagement in mundane sexual behaviors with significant others can resume simultaneously . Interviews with Cuomosexuals consistently reveal that urges began in Mid-March and peek during COVID19 pandemic press conferences and/or news broadcasts. Hypothesized social causes include increased time alone in bed watching split screen images of said siblings during COVID19 pandemic.
When I couldn't get wet without my CNN fix, I realized I had become a Cuomosexual. After breaking the news to my husband, he pushed my head down and declared he was too!
Cuomosexual by Hudson Body of Wisdom May 14, 2020
Comosexual
A 165% gay male of the Latin Decent. Usually speaks with very crisp S's, and speaks as much with his hands as he does his mouth, if not more.
Comosexual by Justinrobinson March 12, 2011
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
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