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SEVERE CRY-ARRHEA 

ENDLESS FLOOD OF TEARS AND SEVERE EMOTIONAL UPSET AFTER AN UNEXPECTED END OF A BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN 2 PEOPLE.
Joe had "severe cry-arrhea" after his significant other dumped him for another person

Cryarrhea 

When you have diarrhea so bad your sphincter burns everytime you shit causing you to cry.
Tim was on the shitter all day with cryarrhea after he ate the chinese leftovers that sat out all night.
Cryarrhea by Tim Thiede April 6, 2007

cryarrhea 

The act of crying whilst being in the act of shitting, typically in the form of diarrhea.
Dude... the party was going great till I got hit with a storm of cryarrhea.
cryarrhea by Cean&Sole March 12, 2017

Criarrhea 

Criarrhea is the phenomenon in which you throw a packet of hot cocoa mix at someone's face and eyes, making their eyes sting and they begin to cry. The tears mix with the cocoa mix and, together, runs down their face; the result looks like diarrhea.
*Bob throws an open packet of cocoa mix at Jill*

Jill: MY EYES! YOU BITCH! *Jill begins to cry*

Bob: Haha, you have criarrhea now!
Criarrhea by Thegunk April 12, 2010

Cryarhea 

Excessive,Exaggerated Crying,for little or no reason.
What's with the Emos? Have they got Cryarhea,or what?
Cryarhea by Waboa February 13, 2009

Cryarrhea  

1) When you cry so hard that diarrhea comes out of your eyes, this eye-diarrhea is so named. Cryarrhea occurs when the feelings that make you cry come from deep within you.
1) When my 2-year-old daughter said she didn't love me, I cried so hard that diarrhea actually came out of my eyes...the nurse got me some toilet paper to wipe the cryarrhea from my face and shirt.
Cryarrhea by Askanadult December 24, 2008