crap ass

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To say something sucks or that someone is an asshole. Also can be used alone.

You're such a crap ass for cheating on your girlfriend.

Crap ass!

crap ass by Jillster June 15, 2003

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crap ass

when toilet paper has not completely removed the crap from your ass. The resulting crap ass condition will leave you with an irritated bung, causing you to walk funny.

While john was hiking in the mountains, he came down with a bad case of crap ass, and had to resort to using a leaf.

crap ass by greg September 30, 2003

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crap ass

slang used in a derogatory manner referring to a person, place, or thing.

"Dude that guy is such a total crap ass for not going to the movies with you."
"That new cell phone was so crap ass because it broke right away!"
"That new restaurant is such crap ass, everything tastes really bad and is way overpriced!"

crap ass by BetsyD December 27, 2005

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crap ass

to say something sucks

"that's crap ass!"

crap ass by Jay April 18, 2003

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Crap-Ass

A word used hen something totally sucks and things arent going the way you planned.

Uhhhhh this is so crap-ass I've been stuck on this stupid ride for an hours

Crap-Ass by HedCandy December 25, 2007

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crap ass nannie

An unappeasable Italian grandma. No matter how hard to try for her to accept your German girlfriend

u still a'no good

Grandson: hi Nannie I love you I get good grades in school

Crap ass Nannie: ayyyye a fungula u a'no good why u no use'a u brain

Grandson: thanks Nannie

crap ass nannie by Prick100 July 26, 2014

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Crap ass sorry rat bastard

it is all of these 3:
The worst being ever
The Godfather
The opposite of me

The Godfather is a Crap ass sorry bastard

Crap ass sorry rat bastard by TOC TM OS June 28, 2004

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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