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To inexplicably render any and all electronic devices, jewelry, power tools or other consumer goods of the slightest monetary value in your general vicinity, missing, inoperable, useless or otherwise completely worthless.

Coined from a "rehab" nickname given to an individual with the last name of Cronin, who would frequently engage in this type of behavior.

(Apparently, in rehab, instead of using one's full name (privacy laws), they use one's first name and last initial. When there are two people with the same first name in rehab at the same time, they use the first TWO letters of the person's last name to differentiate.)

Thusly, when out of rehab and tweakin’ again, it becomes really easy to destroy inanimate objects very quickly without realizing the damage being caused; often not recalling inflicting any damage or being near the item in question at all.

This phenomenon is often accompanied by vehement denial of any wrongdoing or involvement what so ever.
"Fuck! I passed out while smoking and totally CR'd a bunch of my laptop keys. They're all melted, man!"
by MoInThe415 June 29, 2005
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(fAst'-owt) v. to be passed out or otherwise non-coherent or unconscious due to the over consumption of alcohol or illicit substances and/or from having been awake for so long from taking illicit substances that your body can no longer function awake.
See also, cracked out.
Dude, Mo drank three Tokyo Teas and no one knew she was drunk until on the way home she started barfing out the car window! When she got home she ended up faced-out on the bathroom floor.
by MoInThe415 July 1, 2005
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Gina always pays extra tithe! She's Mormontastic!
by MoInThe415 June 29, 2005
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v. To do a particular activity however you damn well please, your way.

Origin: Frank Sinatra lyric "And I did it my way..."
I don't care what the directions say! I'm going to build this bitch like Frank Sinatra!
by MoInThe415 July 1, 2005
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